The Twins' lineup could generate power for any remote control, because they're filled with Double-A batteries. High five me! C'mon! You don't appreciate a good snap! I'm zinging over here! Fine, be that way. The Twins traded the 29-year-old Eduardo Nunez to the Giants, which makes him the youngest player the Giants have ever acquired and the cheapest player the Twins have ever traded away. A double first! Which sounds almost like how you picture your ex describing herself on Tinder. So, Eduardo Nunez goes from a neutral park to a pitching park and from a lineup that could be best described with their two-hole hitter, Grossman, to a lineup best described as "in the middle of a panic." Or a Panik in the middle. This move likely doesn't change his value much, but if anything it takes him down a notch. Anyway, here's what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:
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