Just Damn. Just Doh. Just Don't-tell-me-he's-out-for-the-year. Just Depression. Just Difficulty-feeling-happiness. Just Dis-stress-is-stressing-me-out. Just D-negative-words-in-the-thesaurus. Just Dissolvent. Just Did-you-say-dissolvent? Just Don't-stop-hugging-me-with-your-eyes-Ted-I-can't-be-alone-right-now. A fractured elbow for J.D. Martinez. It happened when he ran into a wall. Apparently, the wall doesn't own him. I hate you, wall! "If he dies, he dies." Oh my God, the wall is imitating Ivan Drago! I knew it! The wall is a Russian super-villain. Martinez will head for a CT scan. I don't know how long he'll be out with a fractured elbow, but it sounds like it will be a while. Let's join in the shape of a parallelogram and pray. Anyway, here's what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:
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