Never once did I think I would be writing about a creeper older than I am, and yet here I am, talking about Torii Hunter. Being the ageless wonder (or is it the wonder of agelessness, I'm not really sure), he still suits up every day and goes out and plays. I was racking my brain for some kind of analogy for the creeper and I found my inspiration from the Paleolithic 80's flick Quest for Fire, for like this movie, we are just a bunch of uncivilized men searching for a player to catch fire. So why not a Hunter? Haha...get it? Okay, I'll stop with the bad jokes. Hey, at least I didn't do Caveman with Ringo Starr. Come to think of it, Hunter could be considered the Twins Ringo. Doesn't really matter if he's there or not. Oh well, the moment has passed and now we move on to why we are here...
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